Monday, November 5, 2012

Vote For The Cute One! Shop Girl Election 2012

American Shop Girls! Please remember to vote tomorrow, November 6th! 

And if you, like us, are in a vote by mail state, make sure your ballot is signed, sealed with a kiss and sent off. And then celebrate with a warm winter cocktail.

For those of you who "don't believe in voting", c'mon. It takes strength to make sure the robot doesn't get elected and voting will NOT ruin your anaracho cool kid cred. You don't even have to tell anyone you voted! We promise we won't.

And, if by some mystical fantasy you are STILL undecided on the President and want us to decide for you, Shop Girls in Scuzz Town* officially endorses:

Barack Obama.

Because, as cute as this picture is, we're still pretty sure Mitt Romney is a robot.

And the Obamas definitely win the style contest.

No matter who you choose, though, we'll keep on lovin' you. Because that's what America's all about.
We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming once we can stop biting our fashion nails down to the nubs worrying about the future of our country.

Stars and Stripes Forevs,
KT & Andrea

*I didn't actually check with Andrea before I created this last minute endorsement, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that she is not a secret Republican quite yet.

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